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This week D. Silence decided to not have sex with a homeless girl. A bunch of friends and co-workers of mine give my buddy Jack a light-hearted razzeling for being oblivious to the amount of flirtation he recieves from girls at our store. I lost a game of Super Acne Breakout 2, my face has not yet recovered.

Some nights I just feel incredibly lonely and pointless.

I want to start collecting neon signs and using them for refernce points. Just get a whole lot of different ones and hang them around my house, and then start living under their directives. For example I could get a sign for "All Nude Review" that was tucked in an arrow and point it towards my bedroom. Or I could get a mirror that has like a "Cold Refreshing Miller Light" and then everytime I looked in it, I'd know exactly how to refresh my cold. I could get open signs for every entrance in my home, and exit signs for the doors in my room. I could get a "Big Boy's Hamburgers" logo, but I wouldn't have a clever place to put that, and eventually I'd just feel fat and hungry.

I currently am rocking three mini cavities hidden near my gums... when I get them filled I will be that much closer to realizing my goal of all imposter teeth.

I finally started working on the cover my long overdue fourth chapbook, I have yet to get copies of the third one made but it is totally printed. I feel like I've forgotten whether or not I'm awesome. I wish somebody would remind me if I am or not.